How to know you've reached China!

Hello fellow Australians,

Here are 10 ways to know you are in China...

1. Cars have the right of way... no matter what!
2. Car horns are considered politeness
3. Fireworks are needed to scare away ghost when moving in to an new home, with out warning, where ever!
4. I can not even fit into a size XL
5. All shoes are a size 5 (lucky Mum)
6. They ultrasound you for parasites
7. Everything says made in China, but is by far, worse in quality
8. 5 main meals can cost you $9.
9. BEER is sold at the supermarket and is so cheap, $5 a slab
10. My cleaner costs me $50 a month for 16 hours of cleaning

I could go on, and on. Everyday I am more surprised by what I see,

Farewell comrades,
'teacher, teacher'